1. Garlic: No amount of gum or mints can overcome the pungency of the “stinky rose.” Unless you’re trying to escape sucking face with a vampire, avoid at all costs.
2. Spaghetti: Gracefully twirling noodles is about as easy as herding cats. And there’s nothing-I repeat nothing-sexy about hoovering unruly strands or splattering tomato sauce all over your lap.
3. Beans: Take a cue from your grade school days and remember this valuable life lesson: “Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.”