The New Relationship: Dating Four Months:
She said – I wouldn’t be able to withstand 18 months of him in jail. Eighteen months of him living in his native Australia while I stayed back here in NYC? I could handle that so long as we emailed constantly and had Skype sex on the regular. But if we were only able to communicate during rare phone calls and depressing visits where we couldn’t touch each other for very long, I couldn’t manage. But I would happily wait until he was OUT of prison and date him again (assuming he wasn’t in there for murder or rape or something else horrible). As a side note, a few years ago I went out with a guy who confessed after about a month that he had committed white collar crime, gotten caught, and was in trouble with The Man. I broke up with him within a week. – Jessica, 29
He said – I figured if either of us were in prison, then we both would be, on some Bonnie & Clyde shit. If it’s just her, though, I think I have to agree. 18 months is a long time to spend without someone to kiss and watch TV in bed with, especially since I *know* she is not getting time off for good behavior. I might run with the good girls for a while and see how I like it. I’m getting older. His message to Jess: ‘Good luck in the hoosegow and hit me up if you make parole. I left a half a hundred in your commissary. Don’t make friends.’ – Kale, 28
Would Your Relationship Survive Prison? was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
