1. Walk In Front of the TV Really Slowly
Walk in front of the TV really, really, slowly when he’s watching the football game. If you can do this during the Super Bowl, even better.
2. Put on Your Strongest Perfume Before Going to Bed
Before going to sleep, be sure to wear your strongest perfume. I have a face oil that smells like dead flowers, which he LOVES.
3. Watch Bad Reality TV Marathons
Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians or The Real Housewives marathons (or any other annoying reality TV show).
Sure-Fire Ways to Annoy Your Husband was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
