women never understand

1. “I don’t have my library card on me, but can I check you out?”

2. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at pickup lines, so can I go down on you?”

3. “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for”

4. “Do you work at Subway?” Because you just gave me a foot-long.”

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The Craziest Pick Up Lines #TheExperience  was originally published on wzakcleveland.com

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