1. “I don’t have my library card on me, but can I check you out?”
2. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at pickup lines, so can I go down on you?”
3. “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for”
4. “Do you work at Subway?” Because you just gave me a foot-long.”
The Craziest Pick Up Lines #TheExperience was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
