1. Schmoopy
When I hear this name, I picture calling this out to one of your five cats who greets you when you get home from work. It seems best-fitted for a fluffy white cat who likes to eat his canned food slightly above room temperature and never in a dirty dish — not something you would call your romantic, human partner.
2. Baby Doll
You don’t get any less romantic than being compared to both a baby and a child’s toy, right? It’s one that I can see someone using for their girlfriend back in the sixth grade when all you do is hold hands when the teacher isn’t looking at recess. Not something you should call your grown, adult partner.
3. Prince / Princess
I mean, you know that’s a lot of pressure to live up to in a nickname.
Cringe-Worthy Pet Names We Give Our Significant Others was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
