1. Re-posting their wedding photos on every anniversary
When you’re newly-married, sharing wedding photos is unavoidable. You can’t resist, all of your friends are still excited for you. Fine. But you don’t need to change your profile photo to you as a bride… Every. Single. Year. As one of my colleagues put it: “If it’s your 10th or 20th anniversary, fine. But doing this for some random middle year just means you want everyone to see how good you looked in your dress.”
2. Using their status updates to track major milestones
Do not countdown the days to some insignificant anniversary (“OMG, 2 days ’til 1 month married! We did it!”) Or share every step of getting your first house. (“Escrow is SOOOOO stressful – comfort food time!”) No one cares. Also, you suck for complaining-bragging about the fact that you can actually afford a house.
3. Posting too many photos of their spouse
When you’re always together, it’s natural to snap pictures of your partner-in-life (and less annoying than putting up selfie after selfie… after selfie.) But, like all things in life, there is a line. As in, don’t be like this friend’s friend: “For #tbt last week my friend’s hubby posted a pic of her from 2010 and she posted a pic of him from 2010… shirtless.” That’s just awkward. (Also, 2010 is not a “throwback” not matter how much better you man’s abs looked back then.)
Most Annoying Things Married People Do on Facebook was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
