Anytime someone mentions a man
You interject with Is he single? before they’ve even started the story.
When guys don’t message you back…
If a guy takes two days to respond to your message online, you end up sending him a message saying, I can see you’re obviously not in a position to date right now.
You interrogate your friends
You ask them what exactly happened on their first date with their new-husband. And then what? And then what exactly did they say in the follow-up phone call? You’re looking for a formula.
