1. “We’ll talk about it later.” This little phrase helps most of men end an argument or potential squabble. In most cases, men really don’t want to “talk about it later,” because men never want to talk about it. Putting off the possibility of a blowup gives them some time to underline the uselessness of arguing over something so minute.
2. “I promise I don’t know who that chick is who keeps calling me. I met her once at a party, but beyond that, we’ve never had a conversation.” Now unless you’ve lived in a cave your entire life, you will know he’s lying. Whether they hooked up or not is beside the point. There is no reason for her to continuously call your man, because she knows he’s off the market…or does she?
3. “I have no idea how many women I’ve slept with. I don’t count.” Bullsh*t! He knows exactly how many and if he doesn’t it’s because his count is way too high for you to understand or even want to know! Sometimes things are just better left unsaid. Don’t ASK.