1. He finds your best friend/sister/mom attractive. If you think she’s pretty, he probably does too. He also wants to avoid a fight about it not mattering how ~*~*~cHiLL~*~*~ you are because it really does mean nothing to him. But yes, she’s pretty.
2. He’s scared of spiders. He’s going to suck it up and kill that giant spider that got into the room even though it freaks him out. What is that thing? A Brown Recluse? Definitely gonna be your fault if he gets paralyzed from the venom.
3. He’s scared of the future. Making a five-year plan is scarier than spiders, but only marginally scarier.
Things He’ll Never Tell You was originally published on wzakcleveland.com
