1. Gossip. Yes, we want to know that thing Stella said Jeremy does in bed (next time we’re running, and he’s out-pacing me, it will help me to know that he likes being spanked–no judgment). Yes, we’re totally curious why Anil wasn’t invited to the wedding. And yes, your brother-in-law’s salary is of great interest to us. What? You’re part of our life, and we want to know everything about you. Also, it’s juicy.
2. Chocolate. It’s completely baffling to me why this most perfect food is somehow a lady thing. I don’t care if you make fun of me for having PMS. Give me chocolate cake. With the chocolate sauce. And extra chocolate sauce on the side. Maybe in a bucket or some kind of cauldron. And then I want a Snickers.