You lose your real first name for yourself and your partner. You will forever answer to “sweet pea”, “love bug” or other equally nauseating, eye-rolling
You’re always holding hands, sitting crazy close to each other, hand on arms or legs or butt. The rare moments when you’re not touching is likely just because one is temporarily away, like in the washroom.
Annoying Things People Do when They’re in Love was originally published on wzakcleveland.com